5ive Minute Logo
The Original Brand Parody Service
that Creates Craptacular Logos for
Cheap-Ass Clients Worldwide.
For $5 well take 5ive minutes and become your short order design cook and whip you up a tasty visual morsel that you might actually like.
5ive Minute Logo is a brand parody service created by Glitschka Studios • Copyright © 2016
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Question: "Who runs this site?"
This site is owned and operated by Von Glitschka. He's a seasoned pro who creatively entertains himself by turning design tricks for cheap-asses at $5 a pop. It also facilitates his Starbucks habit so please be an enabler and buy a logo already. Geesh.
Question: "I don't get it? You're not serious are you?"
We are a cheap-ass's graphic wet dream. Investing 5ive real-world minutes into each logo created. <sarcasm>And we take it as serious as financially possible.</sarcasm>
Question: "What does paying $5 really get me?"
Immediately you'll experience a lighter wallet. It'll also get you 5ive minutes of my time to design your custom logo. (Sometimes more, no less.) Once done a PDF of your logo will be immediately emailed to you. (All orders are processed no-later than Sunday of each week at the very latest)
Question: "What information do you need?"
I need the following information to create your logo: Name of Business, Type of Business, and a Valid Email Address. You can also let me know your favorite color but that isn't required. I'll just ignore it if I don't like that color anyway.
Question: "Can I art direct you?"
You can make any suggestion for the design, but more than likely I'll do what ever I want because you're a cheap-ass only paying $5.
Question: "What if I don't like what you do?"
Once again we already know you're a cheap-ass so more than likely you won't like our idea. Life is full of gambles though so live on the edge, toss your 5ive spot in the ring and lets rock and roll!
Question: "How many designs do I get for $5?"
$5 buys you 5ive minutes of my time to produce exactly one idea. (See next question for more information)
Question: "Can I order more than one logo at a time?"
E Pluribus Creatum! You can change the order quantity to how many ever you'd like. But I'll only spend 5ive minutes on each design.
Question: "Do I own the artwork when it's done?"
Literally, yes. Existentially, not sure? Seriously, you can use your 5ive Minute Logo however you'd like, if you get it tattooed or use it in any other unique way please share a picture or link with us we'd love to see it.
Question: "What format file do you provide?"
Question: "I heard you don't like drawing horses? Can you do a horse logo?"
For $5 I'll stable my creative fear of equestrian themed motifs.
Question: "What won't you draw for $5?"
Muhammad. For that you'd have to pony up to a super-size logo order and pay $15.
Question: "Would you draw a funny logo of Jesus for $5?"
Sure! The Lord doesn't seem to mind comedy. After all God loves us, that proves He has a sense of humor.
Question: "Has anyone been offended by the logo designs you've done for them?"
Responses usually go like this: "LOL I can't use this!" Yet they love it.
Question: "What equipment do you use to create 5ive Minute Logos?"